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Swirlies

Now, all nerds know not to be anywhere near the lead bully in your school, but somtimes contact is inevitable. Probably the most used action against a nerd is the swirly. This is a horrible concept. First the bully grabs you by you neck and shoves you head into a toilet bowl. Not so pleasant…huh? It is even worse when the toilet is full of excrement! I have devised a no swirly guide for the unfortunate nerd:

1. Give the bully your lunch money.
2. Be the bully’s slave.
3. Give yourself a swirly. (Go down with dignity!)
4. Produce an extremely long mathmatical equation that bores the bully to death.
5. Take steroids. Give the bully a swirly.

There you have it, an easy guide for getting out of swirlies!

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April 16, 2008 - Posted by | Bully, Nerd

2 Comments »

  1. rofl, hilarious post.

    Comment by epicwesley | April 16, 2008 | Reply

  2. skip the steriods if want some kind of dignity =]

    Comment by couturex3kc | April 18, 2008 | Reply


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