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Nerd Alert!

Ok, this is utterly amazing! After installing a new widget, that counts the people who are on the site at this exact minute, I decided to explore it a little. I found that it tells me where people who visit our site live. So no big deal right….WRONG! We are international! People visit us from England and other places. Congrats all!

April 19, 2008 Posted by | Nerd | Leave a comment

Dungeons and Dragons

Ok, this is the coolest game if you are a nerd. It involves role playing, kind of like World of Warcraft. You can be a monster or a wizard or warlock, plus others. This is the biggest nerd game out there, check it out!

April 19, 2008 Posted by | activities, Nerd | Leave a comment

How to be a nerd!

This is an informative video on how to be the best nerd you can be!

April 18, 2008 Posted by | activities, howto, Nerd | Leave a comment

Dating for nerds!

Ok, this is a big topic on every immature nerd in the universe. Girls. And how to get them. Well, we have the answers. First let’s find out who’s in your league:

Not in your league:                              In your league:     

      

So we covered who you are looking for, but what do you say. You can always go for the nerd approach like,” Do you want to see my pocket protector?” or,” May I review your body structure to test for harmful diseases?” But if you want to be certain to get a date say,” Hey baby, I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I’ll make your bed rock!” Isn’t that better? So go, have at it, and tell us what happened!

April 18, 2008 Posted by | activities, dating, Nerd | Leave a comment

A List of Things to Do When Your Bored (if you are a nerd)

If a nerd ever gets bored, which is a rare event, considering they are always wrapped up in research or something, these are the best things a nerd can do!

1. Get on the computer and immerse yourself in a random game or topic

2. Monty Python – the best movies EVER if you are a nerd (for some reason most people don’t find it funny but with my nerd friends its the most hilarious thing)

3. Be way to specific about something

4. Play World of Warcraft. Nothing like a level 80 character!

5. Read the dictionary.

We here at Nerds Rule! personally do these activities when we are bored! Try them out!

WHATEVER YOU DO, IT CANNOT BE A SOCIAL ACTIVITY!!!

April 17, 2008 Posted by | activities, Nerd | 1 Comment

Locker Stuffing

Have you ever gotten stuffed into a locker? I know it is pesky. But I have com up with a simple plan that can help you survive in a locker for five days. The first thing is get a subscription to Weight Watchers. This way you can eat while in the locker and also lose weight. This can prevent the locker from getting cramped. Also install movable locker shelves so you can have maximum head room! Finally, all you have to do is know how to scream. I know my plan is for five days, but the faster you are out the sooner you can complete your calculus homework!

April 17, 2008 Posted by | locker, Nerd | 1 Comment

Swirlies

Now, all nerds know not to be anywhere near the lead bully in your school, but somtimes contact is inevitable. Probably the most used action against a nerd is the swirly. This is a horrible concept. First the bully grabs you by you neck and shoves you head into a toilet bowl. Not so pleasant…huh? It is even worse when the toilet is full of excrement! I have devised a no swirly guide for the unfortunate nerd:

1. Give the bully your lunch money.
2. Be the bully’s slave.
3. Give yourself a swirly. (Go down with dignity!)
4. Produce an extremely long mathmatical equation that bores the bully to death.
5. Take steroids. Give the bully a swirly.

There you have it, an easy guide for getting out of swirlies!

April 16, 2008 Posted by | Bully, Nerd | 2 Comments

Are You a Nerd?

Welcome! This is the hot-spot for nerds! Feel free to express you nerdiness anytime, any way! This is a place for you! I’d like to start with a post that deciphers if you are a nerd or not!

1. You never get invited to social parties, but you think it is because you too cool for them.

2. You go to ComicCon every year as a character from World of Warcraft.

3. You maintain a grade point average of 4.5. The .5 is from extra credit!

4. Your only friend is your computer.

5. You think “hooking up” is booting up your computer.

6. Your mom still dresses you.

7. Your always behind on gossip.

8. You spend your life in the computer lab at school.

9. You like techno music.

10. You think being bad is not raising your hand to answer a question.

So, are you a nerd?

 

April 16, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | | 5 Comments